This might be the worst jumpsuit the world has ever seen and if you don’t think Kristen Stewart just landed herself a very high seed for Fug Madness, you are unclear on the inner-workings of the fabric of our very universe.
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I’m getting a mental image of RPatz telling her that he’ll take her back only if she wears embarrassingly bad sheer clothing on the red carpet rotation for these premieres.
I LOVE this theory!
Revenge is sweet, isn’t it Rob?
I hope this is true.
That’s probably the best explanation possible for this crime against black lace. And shirts. And pants. And humanity. I love that the caption on the 3rd pic is just “NO.”
I too thought that caption was great! =) “No, just NO”.
And she has to agree to call him Christian
well, looks like she caught naked fever, and just can’t be cured. (not even with more cowbell).
This is pretty hilarious. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone look so genuinely bored and uncaring while wearing a sequin and lace jumpsuit (or any other such outfit).
This better end up in the Cher bracket. And I love me some Cher.
Pray to the randomizer we use!
To be fair, this would be appropriate for any bracket except for Björk.
(Actually, this IS kind of Cher. Charo would have more cuchi-cuchi (and possibly more coochie-coochie). Madonna would replace the sequins with leather and possibly cone pasties. On the other hand, she did stick M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj in gladiator cheerleader outfits, so she’s not afraid of a little sequin action.)
I’m saving the link for that third photo. I’m sure it will come in handy any time I need a good chuckle.
To be fair, her hair looks fucking amazing.
Yeah, but not even beautiful hair can atone for the sin of a SEQUINED CROTCH CIRCLE.
She is wearing the female equivalent of a codpiece, a bejeweled crotchpiece if you will.
Bejeweled crotchpieces for ladies is something I could actually get into if it were applied to lingerie as opposed to street clothing.
My eyes went right there first. That is INSANE. And then the sequined pasties … I can’t. I CAN’T.
The outfit matches the calibre of the movies perfectly. That bored expression says it all.
My thoughts exactly! She HATES these movies and her premiere wear is a big FU to it finally being over. Kind of love it, really.
Hahaha oh man, I hope that’s the case. If the Twilight movies were clothing, they would be this mess of FUG. Kudos to K Stew for recognizing it haha.
This made me laugh. It’s as if she and her stylist are playing a game of clothing chicken to see who will balk first at a tasteless ensemble.
sometimes, i look at some hideous or weird clothes featured here and i can see how wearer might have thought that it looked good or at least interesting.
this is just… so ugly, trashy and worst of all unflattering (it makes HER figure look bed, and she is slim and leggy)
I’d just like to take a step back and ponder the following existential question:
WHO THE FUCK DESIGNS SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
Like yesterday, this is a Zuhair Murad.
What I’m finding interesting is that while they are claimed on his FB feed, they are not present on the website as part of the Couture F/W line they are supposed sourced from. Which does make me wonder.
https://www.facebook.com/zuhairmuradpage
I still contend yesterday’s was a fitting muslin. I don’t know what to think of this one.
That is what I say! WHO indeed?
Wow just wow. The back just couldn’t get any more trashy. though I shouldn’t tempt fate, or someone will pair this with a peekaboo thong.
Thankfully, I wasn’t the only want thinking this is a total mess¡¡¡ And the hair, I don’t want to start with the hair…..
I…can’t…even. That is certainly some creative nudity.
And to the person behind her holding a sign that says “mirror mirror on the wall…”, WHY WEREN’T YOU THERE TO SUGGEST THAT THREE HOURS AGO WHEN SHE WAS BOOB-TAPING HERSELF INTO THIS SARTORIAL CATASTROPHE?!
hee. capsy and true, my favorite combination.
I love black and I love lace, but this? When I saw it last night, I thought it was risky and fresh, but on second view in the cold harsh light of morning, just no. I will say KStew has a great body and beautiful skin, but she doesn’t need to show us every damn inch of it.
I hovered the mouse over the bizarro-chaps to see if OH GOD ARE THOSE TASSELS ON HER ASS? And the hover pop-up message came up: NO.
Which I think referred not to the tassels question, but to the Everything.
I saw this on Lainey yesterday and just knew this would be the first Fug of the day! xoxo
I just feel like if you’re going to pull this off, you’ve got to give it the whole effect- not look like you just got out of bed and those are your pajamas.
If you don’t know what I mean, I’m talking about that hair and maybe I even wish there was some smize action a la Tyra Banks going on here too.
Where is Cher to the rescue???
This was entirely too covered up for Cher.
Though, yes, she would have worn the bejeezus out of this.
Exactly! Amber Rose would have strutted around like a peacock in this. It still would have been trashy, but at least we would have known her intentions. You need to at least stand up straight, put some of expression on your face and pretend you’re a movie star.
I think the jumpsuit is pretty fug, but that aside, she’s way too young to wear something that sexy. That would only work on a really womanly, curvy body like J Lo.
It’s a Zuhair Murad – he does all of her concert costumes, and she frequently wears him on the red carpet. So that’s probably why you’re thinking JLo.
“she’s way too young to wear something that sexy. ” She’s old enough.
“That would only work on a really womanly, curvy body like J Lo.” I disagree. Years won’t make her more curvy. And I’d hate to see JLo wearing this. Real curves would make it look so vulgar. She makes it sexy and strong (in spite of the ugliness of the outfit, ok), not vulgar like bigger assets would.
The real question is, does she actually LIKE outfits like this? Or is she just giving everyone a huge middle finger via her stylist?
(I like the R Pattz revenge theory too!)
Even if everything she wears until Fug Madness is Grace Kelly-level glamour and elegance, she needs to be seeded for that back alone.
It appears as though Ms. Stewart is wearing a codpiece. A sparkly, sequined, winking codpiece.
WTF? Gurl has lost her damn mind.
Although I do love the “Rob is forcing her to wear hideous stuff” theory.
There are days when I wake up and say “&#$* IT. I’m going to wear the first thing I see.” Then I roll out in sweats, a tuxedo shirt and a jean jacket.
So I get the feeling of “I’m just going to wear whatever someone throws at me and not give a crap.”
But oh Honey NO. No no no NO. Show some dignity.
I think it’s gone so far wackadoodle it’s become splendiferous. It’s a relief in a sea of wafty princess gowns and boob-pancaking bandage dresses with ‘need-a-pee’ poses. She looks strong. And like the honey badger, she don’t give a s***.
I hate the outfit, but your comment makes me giggle! Honey badger, yes…
Great comment, indeed ,and to the point.
This is a bracket busting outfit. It’s just so, so hideous. Did RPatz tell her to wear HIS feelings?
“I will see that Dress of Great Nakedness and raise you one Angry Lace Face Jumpsuit.” Love the RPatz theory. It works on so many levels.
It’s very strange how she’s decided that effective damage control for being caught in a sexual situation with a married man is to dress MORE provocatively. I can’t help thinking Pattinson should be weirded out a bit. This isn’t looking like a girl who’s full of regrets or feeling sheepish about what she did.
And yes, it is insanely ugly on top of being vulgar looking. I can’t get over that back view.
It might help by getting people to talk about her in a different context, i.e., “I can’t believe what she’s wearing!” rather than “Hey, remember how she cheated on her boyfriend?”
I love the way she’s not sheepish but strong.
or maybe rpattz is attracted to women in control of their sexuality? would you really rather her come out dressed as a schoolmarm while the gross dude who cheated on his wife gets to do whatever he wants?
I don’t think cheating on your boyfriend with a married man demonstrates any kind of control over your sexuality.
I’m not making some feminist statement anyway. I’m saying from a PR perspective, it seems a dumb move and a weird image to want out there.
The guy in the 3rd photo looks a little ashamed at having to be her escort.
But from the neck up she looks great!
Why?
I am SO excited for Fug Madness! Why isn’t it March yet??
I also like the RPatz theory as to why she is wearing what she is wearing. And her hair the other day was much better. Her hair in this photo looks like she slept on that other day hair, and didn’t wash or comb her hair in hopes that the curls would still be full of life, which I’ve done myself, but yeah, the hair is not working here.
Yes, angry RPatz theory for the WIN.
Also, this confirms that at ComicCon, she didn’t have implants, just a rocking water-bra. I thought as much.
there are ways that this could have been saved, by a few more hours on the drawing board perhaps… but as is, there is no excuse for the rounded butt patches. i think kristen just tries wayyyyy too hard to look like she doesn’t give a shit, and instead, just ends up looking like shit.
Maybe she also fooled around with her stylist’s husband?
Maybe she lost a bet?
Maybe she’s so incredibly bored with the Twilight empire that she’s going out of her way to find the most ridiculous things possible to entertain herself?
My eyes are BLEEDING.
you cheat on your boyfriend, go to London and have to see his family again and THIS is what you wear? I’m be in a cardigan and pearls.
I can’t believe she beat Rihanna to this.
Co-signed.
RiRi is at home right now, tearing through her wardrobe while shouting furiously down the phone to her stylist. K-Stew just beat her to the award for “Most abusive use of sequin, lace and red carpet” of 2012. And Lady Gaga is at the butchers testing whether minced chicken breast could be moulded into chaps if worn with see-through sequins in the hope of outdoing what is without a doubt the most horrendous outfit we’ve seen since Fergie wore that neon-orange lace punishment of a see-through dress with black granny pants at the 2012 Grammys.
This is a bad outfit, but I respect for her taking a real risk unlike every other real celebrity (those rando non-famous people who show up at things don’t count). I would much rather see this than another slinky black dress on Jennifer Aniston any day.
WORD!
Does this poor child even have a stylist? And if so….
Actually, I kinda like it. I’ve seen other pics that make it look nicer and she’s rocking it. I love that she’s going to extremes in lace thing cause I’ve been bored forever with that lace trend of late. At least, she makes it extreme and funny. And She’s wearing pants, right ? Also, I like that she goes this “flamboyant” (dunno if that’s proper english) and in no way subdued. That’s pretty cool, too.
Of course, I’d hate on anybody else ans I wish very much it was the last lace “cloth” we got to see ever. Stupid ugly trend, on the whole.
Actually, “flamboyant” is a French word that means “flashy”!
Actually “flamboyant” is a French word which means extravagant in a very cool way. I see it’s not English at all, sadly, but it’s very much suited to this situation.
I’m French, btw.
Worst thing I’ve ever seen. How could she possibly have thought this was a good choice for a premiere of a CHILDREN’S MOVIE after being caught in a SEX SCANDAL?!?!?!?!?
To be fair, I wouldn’t quite call it a children’s movie, and I wouldn’t quite call it a sex scandal.
Damn right! Couldn’t agree more, Bailey!
I wouldn’t categorize the Twilight films as children’s movies.
This outfit makes me seriously STABBY. I honestly can not ever remember feeling this homicidal about clothes. Perhaps if I look at some disgusting American Apparel ads I might feel worse, but I doubt it.
Or maybe I am just hormonal.
“WHAT. WHAT????” This is what I legitimately cried out loud when I saw this. The universe has not yet given me a suitable answer.
I said “Oh, for the love of Liza!”
I am just here to echo all the sentiments above: this is somebody’s revenge on KStew, it’s a major What The FUG??? and NO!! and so ugly! and what’s with the crotch piece? and is this her cathartic G’bye to this stinking endeavor that probably scarred her for life (I mean Twihard)….
Yes, Cher in “If I could turn back tuh-hum” video was wearing something distantly related to this – but she at least did not look bored. I am going to spend the rest of the day recovering.
I am love, love, loving the Fug Girl’s captions and all these comments! Reading them is quite possibly the most fun I’ve had all week. So I will be forever grateful that KStew wore these heinous lace assfull chaps, and look forward to seeing them again in March. Thank you, Kristen, I owe you one.
I second this emotion.
I truly never thought anything could top her Nudie McButtcheeks dress from yesterday but I STAND CORRECTED.
I’m SO GLAD THIS HAPPENED!
(If only for how excited it makes me about Fug Madness.)
I seriously hope she keeps bringing it like this, both because its super fun for us, and also because she’s kind of pulling it off, in a weird, angry, awesome way.
I don’t mind the top part – the lace is really pretty, and she has a really nice back! But the leg-parts are heinous. She does look like she doesn’t give a damn, though, and I like that (I’m definitely becoming fonder of KStew lately – I like that she isn’t generic starlet).
I feel the exact same way… Love the top! Hate the pants! I love her moxie and the fact that she doesn’t look like every other starlet out there and is just having fun with fashion!
I….kinda love it? It is unabashedly tacky, and I have to respect that.
Only Prince could pull this off (with a blousier top or some sort of ascot-type thing).
OK, now I totally want to see that.
A high seed in Fug Madness? Girlfriend deserves her own freaking BRACKET for this.
First thought — No.
Second thought — That must be all kinds of itchy.
I have decided that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s entire relationship is based on a series of elaborate dares and Kristen’s just not as good as Rob is at coming up with big stuff. For instance, “I dare you to ‘hook up’ with your director and make everyone hate you.” “I…um… I dare you to ‘take me back?’” “I dare you to wear the most horrible clothes known to man for all the premiere events.” “Huh. Um. I dare you to eat this yogurt that expired four days ago? Hey, can you hold on a minute? I need to make sure my sequined crotch circle is properly stuck in place. And I need to make sure I have some baby oil for when I have to take off my lace pasties. Oh, and also, I think I sort of hate you now.”
Biker chic meets Victorian drawing room.
That is THE hottest mess we’ve seen on Gofugyourself in AGES! I haven’t felt such a huge surge of guilty pleasure in too long. This is AWESOME.
She is just messing with us now, right?
This is unspeakably hideous, but the fact that she even has the balls to wear it? I’m starting to like her.
I’m starting to love her. I’m beginning to think her recent wardrobe choices are evidence than she either has or is developing a very sharp/snarky sense of humor that can only serve her well in the future.
Exactly this. She’s having fun as if this premier is the best week of her life! And she’s dressing to have fun with it. She’s not had her life for years now and this and the nude dress seem like fitting swansongs!
Dude, is developing?
HAVE YOU SEEN THE BOTH OF THEM DURING THE TWILIGHT PRESS TOURS?! Girlfriend was basically, “Yeah, this franchise is absolute garbage. Now pass the blunt.” (So was RPattz, for that matter.)
Down-thread: OH MY GOD YES. EVEN IF HE ISN’T SKATING.
I would kill to see this on Johnny Weir! He’s still skating, right?
Everything that could be said about this outfit has already been said (both in the captions and comments). But I’d like to chuck my two pennies in and say I really hate those shoes as well. I realise that they’ve been paired with a bejewelled-crotch-piece jumpsuit and are nearly completely hidden, but they still manage to not go with it. I think the heel is too skinny poking out the end of those sequinned lace flares.
SEQUINNED LACE FLARES. Oh my god, this really is the worst.
I think someone has heard about FugMadness and is dressing to take the whole shebang! You didn’t even post the side view – if you think this can’t get any more fug, you should really see the waist to ankle sheer lace side panels from that angle to truly appreciate the total fugness of this thing
I don’t know, apart from the crotch area, I actually kinda sorta like it… Maybe if the pants portion of it went up to that seam in the navel area? I do have a girl crush on her (and I envy her hair – yes, also when it looks like she just rolled out of bed, I WANT it), so maybe I’m biased. Or possibly having a stroke. After all, it IS a half-naked lacy sequined jumpsuit with a bejeweled crotch area.
This post is the very reason I come to this website. Jessica you are hilarious.
Wow. It’s an early Christmas here in Fug Nation and KStew has thoughtfully wrapped our gifts in lace. I literally cannot wait to see what she and Rob come up with next – it’s like she’s throwing down a challenge to Bai and all of my other fug heroes.
Well, I doubt it’s a coincidence that Stewart looks miserable again…
I see many others also considered this as a possible stage costume – if worn as one, I think it would look SPECTACULAR on P!nk.
It doesn’t belong anywhere else.
OMG, P!nk would rock this on stage!
I’m having visions of a Cher themed ice skating long program.
Looks itchy.
This is so amazingly crazy and beyond avant garde that I think… (stop)… that I might… (Carolyn, STOP)… actually… (NO STOP DON’T)…
…LIKE it.
This makes me physically ill.
RPatz would look as good in this, too.
late to the party, but, just wanted to say, this is TOTALLY Latter Day Liza.
It’s amazing how the wearer changes my opinion on an outfit. When Erin Wasson was nude, I was grossed out. When KStew does it I clap gleefully at the glorious hideousness of it all.
If I say I’m speechless does that still make me speechless?
I unabashedly love it. I think it’s the coolest thing she’s ever worn and possibly the best she’s ever looked. And I am a fan of neither her nor Twilight. Then again, maybe I just love ass-baring jumpsuits because I ADORED the Marchesa one Leighton Meester wore last year that everyone fugged.
Who wants to take bets on what comes next?
I bet RED and even trashier, she’s playing that scarlet woman and RP must love that arse – or did.
She miscalculated though, he looks like an embarassed aristocrat and she looks like she just needs a stetson and cowboy stilettoes to complete this – oh and tease that mop a bit more.
Oh, Honey, No! The jumpsuit overall is tragic, but I honestly love the top! I love black, lace and sparkle, so from the waist up, I would love it as a shirt with a pencil skirt or tuxedo pants and high heel sandals! But, from the waist down it’s too “Liza with a Z” for my comfort, specially from the back! Her body is bangin’, though!
STOP SCOWLING YOU LITTLE BRAT.
Hmm, I actually love this! The only thing i don’t like is the shape at the top of the opaque bit on her legs , both in the front (awkward awkward and too low) and in the back (two half circles, really?) Apart from that, she looks incredible, it’s undeniable, and I love some lace and sequins, and don’t mind nakedness. Oh and I love jumpsuits (sorry). So a definit win for me!
Somewhere Vanessa H is looking at this picture and thinking “Bitch be crazy” while wondering how to score it in nude for a red carpet event of her own.
No, no, no… you guys don’t understand.
This is her “I don’t give a fuck what you slut shamers who told me I’d never work again think” outfit.
KStew gives none of the fucks.
This looks like a rejected outfit from a 1980s Prince (or whatever he’s called these days) tour.
Heinous.
There was an article on Jezebel that called this outfit straight gangster – when I read that I laughed out loud and had to agree. The article said it was like Tupac – all eyes on me.
Yup, Totes, that’s what this is.
OK. She has got to stop. High seed, indeed. I’m going with her ALL THE WAY.