Excerpts from the Letterman Dumpster’s Twitter feed:
“@mindykaling Yow, girl, you are foxy. I want to Kelly Kapoor some sugar on YOU.”
“@mindykaling It’s raining, it’s Kapooring, the old man is ADORING. WHAT. #ImAPoet”
“@kanyewest No but srsly what did happen with your antique fish tank? #AntiqueJunkTank #Holla”
“@mindykaling You’re ringing my Kapoorbell, girl. #WhatNoLove4TheDumpstizzle”
“WTF!!! Also learn your silent Bs, Philistine. RT @SubwaySodaMachine lol dude shes got a new show ur so dum”
“@mindykaling OMG some dude said you’re not even on The Office anymore. #RedFace #EveryoneRecyclesMagazinesNow”
“@EW Can a Dumpster get some love up in here? A business rate on subscriptions maybe? I can pay cash. In quarters.”
“@mindykaling I’m so sorry. I wrote you a haiku: Mindy, my Project // Is to genuflect to you // Once I learn to bow”
“@mindykaling Dumpsters don’t have joints // Guess I can’t curtsy either // Want half a Reuben?”
“@justinbieber I am a BELIEBER in you hiring a new barber. #Zing”
“@mindykaling Pls don’t avoid me because of this.”
“@mindykaling You haven’t even LOOKED at me. I just want to bask in your glow. #SadMetalBox”
“@BarackObama You seem like a hip guy. Can you put in a good word? #YepICanVote #JustSaying”
“@mindykaling I’m just a box, standing somewhere behind a girl, asking her to love me (or give me a copy of her pilot). #RottingHill”
“@mindykaling O SNAP someone just threw out their iPhone. This will never happen again. Victory will be mine. #ClearEyesFullHeartsCantOoze”
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