I mean, come ON. You do not just let this totally tremendous costume molder in your tomb until it's time for your Halloween party in the afterlife (Heather and her husband and I went to Egypt in 2008 AND IT WAS AWESOME, and also that is why I can tell you with great authority on all things Egyptian that I am sure the Pharaohs would have been down for a good Halloween party).
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