Last season, I kept meaning to fug what the Desperate Housewives people were doing to Vanessa Williams — both in hair and in body — but I kept accidentally deleting the episode before taking pictures. It was bad, you guys. For one stretch her hair looked glued to her head. Which, as a hair delivery system, is fine if that’s what works for you, but I don’t think it should SHOW, you know? It was so unflattering. And now. AND NOW. WHAT IS THIS SHIRT. If I were Vanessa, I’d have a food taster with me at all times, because somebody on that show has a vendetta. I hope this is part 1 of 1, and not part 1 of 22, but… I have no optimism. Then again, they never have a story for her, so maybe Vanessa’s true arc this season is going to be how she overcomes clothes that hate her.
So, do they hate her?
- YES. (81%, 2,810 Votes)
- No! (2%, 69 Votes)
- Unsure. Let's see what happens next week. (17%, 588 Votes)
Total Voters: 3,469