Readers, I literally screamed when I saw this:
Actually, it was more like this:
(I was Titus in that scenario, not News Anchor Carol. Actually, I think I was BOTH Titus and News Anchor Carol.)
It is…a walking face-palm of an ensemble. The lace leggings are a crime, of course, but I’m actually more concerned about the top. It seems to be a one-sleeved unraveling sweater worn under a pleather halter/apron top? None of those words are ones I want to type about ANYONE’s outfit, unless the sentence is, “Hailee Steinfeld decided that the one-sleeved unraveling sweater worn under a pleather halter/apron top was a bridge too far, even for Vegas, and asked the lovely ladies at Rodarte if they had something that felt a bit less Derelicte.”
The back is also…troubling:
There was a smash second when I truly believed her pants came with a tail. Is that so far off, though, really?
