I feel like the Dudes Perry here are like, “WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. DISAVOW!”
“We’re just the, uh, manbunned maitre d’ and the, er, the valet…who ripped his pants because he got dragged behind one of the cars for a wee bit. Long story. ANYWAY, GOTTA GO.”
I mean, in total fairness, I would have LOVED to have owned this Barbie.
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