I like to think that — much as in Bridget Jones’s Diary, where she shows up as the only tart at what she thought was a Tarts and Vicars party (I love you, English fancy dress customs) — Yasmin Le Bon here showed up at the Serpentine Party and said, “damn it, no one told me we weren’t all dressing like Rachel Zoe Circa Summer 2006 anymore! YOU’RE ALL DEAD TO ME!”
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I love how a fur bolero WOULD be part of Rachel Zoe’s summer wardrobe.
So… I know it’s just the glare off of a little metal dangling thingy, but it’s much funner to pretend that white spot is a pair of super huge granny panties peeking through the slit in her top.
It looks to me like the legs of her trousers have little aprons(?) to cover the front of her shoes, much like those few Victorians who covered table limbs. The hem has two levels, and it looks like there is a separate layer in front.
Oh look, she has a little penis.
I love the colour, but most everything else about this must be changed including, but not limited to, the fur bolero, the fact that it’s a jumpsuit, and whatever is going on with the hem that makes her feet disappear.
I am so torn between This is Cracktacular! and This is an Abomination! I wish someone like Minaj were wearing it.
jessicookie, you beat me to the granny panties sighting, haha. And why is she standing like that, as if to say, YES, it IS a fur bolero with emerald green cut-out jumpsuit that has amputated my feet, but are you sure you don’t want to dance?
oooh!!! does anyone remember those frozen vegetables that use to have this giant green broccoli man?! (google “green giant”). teehehe.
I also saw hilarious granny panties. But it’s all hilarious, really, that poor road kill dog on her shoulders, the aggressive Kermit green of the jumpsuit, the odd double drawstring torso sagginess, and the messy ombre hair. But it’s Burberry, you know, the cavalcade of yobs. She’s chav-tastic and fits right in.
Blech.
I’m not convinced we’re not seeing granny panties. And there’s letting your color grow out, and then there’s … this. Her hair is horrid. Also, I could swear I see the sole of her shoe peeking out, and it’s the same color as her jumpsuit. That makes it all even worse, somehow.
Is that a damp spot around her crotch area?
She looks like Gumby of the Stone Age.
On the bright side, that colour does look ace on her.
I like the color, and her face (as always) looks beautiful, but the rest — OY! The gumby style of the jumpsuit that give her a thick middle and no feet, the horrible fur and the semi-fried hair — not flattering!
Outfit is terrible but how old is she now? She looks great.
Gumby the Viking. What the hell was she thinking?
Wrong on so many levels!
You see that huge grin on her face? It’s saying “Yeah I look like a Viking version of Kermit the Frog but SO WHAT? I look good, my husband Simon still looks good, his band still rocks, and we make like Rio and dance along the sand all the time. So there.”
“Priscilla Queen of the Desert” certainly comes to mind.
Is there something hanging out of her crotch?
Never mind hiring stylists. People like this need to think about a staff of people they can pay for a timely shouting of “You can’t go out like that”.